Welcome to the Expanse.
Hope you brought a clean pair of underwear!
Because this is going to get hairy! This is the ridiculous story of The Cleopatra, her bizarre crew and their exploits of incredible stupidity and amazing lack of insight and talent.
- Captain Stiehr, recently promoted hot-shot pilot with endless ambition
- First Officer Darius “Thundercock” Thunderfury, Arch-Militant and firm believer in the art of “Gunboat diplomacy”
- Macharius Regias, Astropathic mind-raper extraordinaire
- Master of Order, Furiwen the S&M obsessed Dark Eldar Wytch
- Master Shipwright Thar’gul Da Devastata, Kaptin of Da Smasha